NOT WOKE NEWS

The South Park season 27 opener trolled President Donald Trump, Paramount, wokeness, and just about everyone else in its season 27 opener after the show’s creators inked a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount, dampening the claims that the company canceled Stephen Colbert’s show for political reasons.

Throughout the entire first half of 2025, reruns of Gunsmoke earned more streaming minutes than any of the super-expensive woke crap pumped out by the Disney Grooming Syndicate on Disney+.

A filmmaker who is a veteran of comedic satire, Terry Gilliam of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," "Jabberwocky," "Time Bandits" and "12 Monkeys" fame, says his newest project featuring satire about wokeness may face heavy headwinds because President Donald Trump killed the movement.

Jaguar sales in Europe plunged a shocking 97.5% following a botched rebrand that included a commercial featuring men in skirts to announce its upcoming pivot toward an all-electric fleet — but the cars have yet to arrive at dealerships.

Entertainment giant Disney is continuing its campaign of employee layoffs with its latest round of cuts hitting its product and technology division.

HBO host Bill Maher scolded radical, left-wing actor Sean Penn for meeting with dictators but refusing to meet with President Donald Trump.

With the Woke Terror finally receding, the good news arrives that as of last year, there was a 36 percent decline in gay characters on TV.

PBS stands accused of “grooming” children after Sesame Street, one of the nonprofit TV network’s premier programs, shared a social media post hailing LGBTQ Pride Month that drew an immediate response from a group of Congressional Republicans.