100 Percent Fed Up Reports: On Saturday, a billboard mocking woke airlines like Southwest appeared just ahead of April Fools Day, along I-35 South of Fort Worth. The satirical billboard ad featured a fake company called Southwoke.
The billboard’s tag phrase says “Bringing San Francisco’s baggage To Texas non-stop,” and features depictions of Southwest Airlines CEO Robert Jordan and Board of Directors members David Biegler, Nancy Loefler, Gary Kelly, and Veronica Biggins in drag attire.
The billboard also includes the website Southwoke.com . The website takes the mockery further, featuring graphics that say, “Southwoke Airlines: you are now free to move about your gender.”
The site also poked fun at the leftist’s hatred toward anyone who does not embrace their ideology, “Southwoke: An airline that’s inclusive of everyone except you.”
Southwoke’s announcement section said that they had hired Sam Brinton as baggage specialist. Brinton, while working for the Biden administration, also specialized in stealing other passengers’ luggage when he took a flight. A fashion designer found out who stole her bags after seeing a post of Brinton in one of her outfits.


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Apr 3, 2023
This is hilarious and it is how the majority feels about this garbage. Unfortunately, the majority rarely speaks up and depend on a few verbal champions to represent them. "Silent Majority" is a nice way of saying "bunch of cowards." Kudos to all those responsible for this stunt.
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Apr 2, 2023
I used to consider Southwest my "company" plane when I flew a lot. I'll not go or drive to keep from flying with them nowadays.