Reporters Track Down Disgraced Bud Light Exec As Her Blunder Sends Stock Into Bear Territory

Louder With Crowder Reports: I know some of you were worried about now-former Bud Light marketing executive Alissa Heinerscheid. The girl with the shiniest marketing blunder. We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website are happy to report she's doing fine. Or, The Daily Mail is happy to report that. They tracked her down just outside her EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR Central Park home.

know what you're thinking. "Brodigan. An uppity, Upper West Side, NYC leftist elitist isn't in tune with Middle America who drinks Bud Light? The heck you say!"

Heck. I do indeed say heck. When Melissa Weinerchild told a podcast that Bud Light drinkers were "fratty and out of touch," she assumed that everyone would agree with her because everyone she knows on the UWS does. Or, I'm assuming that's what she assumed. Weinerchild isn't saying much about causing the biggest corporate disaster in a decade.

This comes on the heels of reports the stock has entered bear territory.