Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves IS WOKE!

WHAT CRITERIA MAKES IT WOKE?

• Flawed Feminism
• Bad Masculinity
• Swap Slop
• Inclusivity Pandering

WOKE EVIDENCE:

• NOT WOKE SHOWS adminFlawed Feminism
  • The diversity for its own sake is off the charts. In a film based on a game based on European mythology and J.R. Tolkien’s Lord of The Rings, the main cast has two white guys.
  • Every woman in the film is incredibly tough, smart, far more capable than any man in the film, and fully actualized with nothing to learn about themselves.
  • Every man in the film is either useless, evil, selfish, a bad dad, or a bumbling and gross beta male who spends the movie on a journey to find confidence, etc. The one exception, of course, necessarily checks off one of Hollywood’s intersectional quota boxes. Furthermore, he is a paladin, which in the game is almost always some broad-shouldered and grizzled warrior but in this, he’s an overly primped and quaffed waif of a man who looks like he belongs in a CW drama.
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• NOT WOKE SHOWS adminBad Masculinity
  • The diversity for its own sake is off the charts. In a film based on a game based on European mythology and J.R. Tolkien’s Lord of The Rings, the main cast has two white guys.
  • Every woman in the film is incredibly tough, smart, far more capable than any man in the film, and fully actualized with nothing to learn about themselves.
  • Every man in the film is either useless, evil, selfish, a bad dad, or a bumbling and gross beta male who spends the movie on a journey to find confidence, etc. The one exception, of course, necessarily checks off one of Hollywood’s intersectional quota boxes. Furthermore, he is a paladin, which in the game is almost always some broad-shouldered and grizzled warrior but in this, he’s an overly primped and quaffed waif of a man who looks like he belongs in a CW drama.
  +1−10 · Ranked 0. Needs +5 to keep this title omitted (5 more net +1).
• NOT WOKE SHOWS adminSwap Slop
  • The diversity for its own sake is off the charts. In a film based on a game based on European mythology and J.R. Tolkien’s Lord of The Rings, the main cast has two white guys.
  • Every woman in the film is incredibly tough, smart, far more capable than any man in the film, and fully actualized with nothing to learn about themselves.
  • Every man in the film is either useless, evil, selfish, a bad dad, or a bumbling and gross beta male who spends the movie on a journey to find confidence, etc. The one exception, of course, necessarily checks off one of Hollywood’s intersectional quota boxes. Furthermore, he is a paladin, which in the game is almost always some broad-shouldered and grizzled warrior but in this, he’s an overly primped and quaffed waif of a man who looks like he belongs in a CW drama.
  +1−10 · Ranked 0. Needs +5 to keep this title omitted (5 more net +1).
• NOT WOKE SHOWS adminInclusivity Pandering
  • The diversity for its own sake is off the charts. In a film based on a game based on European mythology and J.R. Tolkien’s Lord of The Rings, the main cast has two white guys.
  • Every woman in the film is incredibly tough, smart, far more capable than any man in the film, and fully actualized with nothing to learn about themselves.
  • Every man in the film is either useless, evil, selfish, a bad dad, or a bumbling and gross beta male who spends the movie on a journey to find confidence, etc. The one exception, of course, necessarily checks off one of Hollywood’s intersectional quota boxes. Furthermore, he is a paladin, which in the game is almost always some broad-shouldered and grizzled warrior but in this, he’s an overly primped and quaffed waif of a man who looks like he belongs in a CW drama.
  +1−10 · Ranked 0. Needs +5 to keep this title omitted (5 more net +1).