NOT WOKE ALL:       MOVIES    |    TV    |    VIDEO GAMES    |    PODCASTS    |    VIDCASTS    |    STAND UP COMEDIANS

ALL:       MOVIES    |    TV    |    GAMES    |    PODCASTS    |    VIDCASTS    |    STAND UP COMEDIANS

search by: show name, tv, movie, game, genre, release-year

WE RATE:

5

/5

THEY RATE:

Howl's Moving Castle
Preview It
get it

Summary:

The film tells the story of a young girl who is cursed by a witch and turns into an old woman, and who seeks the help of a wizard named Howl to break the curse and return to her original form.

Sophie (Emily Mortimer) has an uneventful life at her late father's hat shop, but all that changes when she befriends wizard Howl (Christian Bale), who lives in a magical flying castle.

However, the evil Witch of Waste (Lauren Bacall) takes issue with their budding relationship and casts a spell on young Sophie, which ages her prematurely. Now Howl must use all his magical talents to battle the jealous hag and return Sophie to her former youth and beauty.

SHOW TYPE

MOVIE
SHOW LENGTH
SHOW LENGTH
1 hr, 59 min

PROTECTION

PG
RELEASED
Released
JUNE, 2005

the latest headline from
NOT WOKE NEWS:

Descent Into Woke Cost Disney+ $4 Billion as Stock Continues to Sink
By NOT WOKE SHOWS 17 May, 2024
The Disney Grooming Syndicate has already lost $4 billion — with a “B” — on Disney+, according to disgraced CEO Bob Iger. Does Bob Iger acknowledge that Disney’s open crusade to groom and “queer” little kids hurt Disney’s bottom line and permanently destroyed what was once the greatest brand in entertainment history?
.
Share by: