The Babylon Bee (satire) Reports: Surprise, surprise — wokeness has spread far beyond our own galaxy. With the long-awaited release of Starfield, the science fiction action-role-playing game from Bethesda, hardcore gamers will now be forced to play a game that crams a big steaming pile of WOKE down their throats every time they play. Truly disgusting.

As an exclusive here at The Babylon Bee, we present a list of new woke features players can enjoy in Starfield.

1. You can play as a female character: And she's not even hot. This marks the end of Western Civilization.
   
   
2. All the female characters are voiced by Dylan Mulvaney: This just keeps getting worse.
   
   
3. Before landing on a planet, you must acknowledge it has been stolen from its indigenous people: Space is no place for colonizers.
   
   
4. If you kill a white male, you automatically win the game: We expect speedrunners to take advantage of this.
   
   
5. Loading screens will now feature AOC giving impassioned speeches about the importance of respecting pronouns: Learn how to do better while you progress the game.
   
   
6. All spacecraft are powered by wind and solar: Hyperdrives have been banned.