Breitbart Reports: The groomers and child abusers at Disney face yet another box office humiliation with the news that Indiana Jones and the Dial Of Destiny is predicted to tank with a dismal $60 million opening weekend.

For context, here are previous opening weekend totals followed by those numbers adjusted for inflation and theater numbers:

• Dial of Destiny (2023): $60M (projected) — at least 4,000 theaters
• Crystal Sucks (2008): $100.1M – $142M — 4,260 theaters
• Last Crusade (1989): $29.3M – 72M — 2,327 theaters
• Temple of Doom (1984): $25.3M – $74M — 1,687 theaters
• Lost Ark (1981): $8.3M – $27.7M — 1,078 theaters

You also have to keep in mind that back in the glorious eighties, movies were not as front-loaded as they are today. In those days, movies would play for months and months. These days, because movies are generally so terrible, the goal is to sucker everyone into the opening weekend before word-of-mouth can spread. If Dial of Destiny collapses with a $60 million opening, it will be lucky to crawl to a $200 million domestic gross.

So why is this happening? Don’t we all love Indiana Jones?

Yeah, well, we did…